Record Book |
Actions | Record | Team | Year | Value |
| Most Points Scored, Season | Livonia Ligers | 2009 | 1611.0 |
| Least Points Scored, Season | Axe's Alienators | 2009 | 1099.0 |
| Most Points Allowed, Season | Livonia Ligers | 2009 | 1521.0 |
| Least Points Allowed, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 1229.0 |
| Highest Average Game Score, Season | Livonia Ligers | 2009 | 115.07 |
| Lowest Average Game Score, Season | Axe's Alienators | 2009 | 78.50 |
| Most Points Scored, Game | I'm Gonna Need Two Men on This | 2009 | 176 |
| Least Points Scored, Game | Angry Beavers | 2009 | 37 |
| Most Points Allowed, Game | HAIL TO THE VICTORS | 2009 | 176 |
| Least Points Allowed, Game | Waste Management | 2009 | 37 |
| Highest Winning Percentage, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 0.857 |
| Lowest Winning Percentage, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 0.357 |
| Most Wins, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 12 |
| Least Wins, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 5 |
| Best Margin of Victory, Game | I'm Gonna Need Two Men on This | 2009 | 91 |
| Worst Margin of Defeat, Game | HAIL TO THE VICTORS | 2009 | -91 |
| Best Average Point Differential, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 25.07 |
| Worst Average Point Differential, Season | Angry Beavers | 2009 | -16.00 |
| Longest Winning Streak, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 8 |
| Longest Losing Streak, Season | Axe's Alienators | 2009 | 5 |
| Best Power Ranking, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 35 |
| Worst Power Ranking, Season | Waste Management | 2009 | 4.5 |
| Most High Week Scores, Season | Circus Midgets That Can't Hold Their Booze | 2009 | 6 |